oh la la

Thursday, December 22, 2005

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR

How to determine if a mirror are 2 way or not (Not a Joke!)

Not to scare you, but to make you aware. A policewoman who travels all over the US and gives seminars and techniques for businesswomen, passed this on.

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR :

When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms,etc. How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).

There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just
looking at it.

So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? Just conduct this simple test:

Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror.

However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, FOR IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!

So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test.” It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do, and it might save you from getting "visually raped"!

This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. As a two-way mirror,
the silver is on the surface.

Keep it in mind!
Ladies: Share this with your girl friends.
All females relatives.
Men: Share this with your wives, daughters and, girlfriends
and friends.

Aurat perempuan





aku dapat dari email nie... nampak macam bagus...

tapi nampak kecik pulak.... camner nak besarkan ni?

Sunday, December 18, 2005

aku
















tau dek bini aku mau terbang pinggan kat dapur tuuu
actually ni gambor dgn penyayi kat stage tu... ntah mcm mana tetiba je dia turun ambik gambor sesama. kita orang 'tak' panggil poonnn















ni tgh makan chicken wing kat Tanjung Aru bersama member kenarianz



















ni gambor kat waterfront, sabah

















camne nak susun gambor ni? ni gambor kat Danum Valley. tengah rehat lepas tengok rusa makan rumput. rusa je yg nampak tu pun nampak mata dgn telinga je, yang lain takde, kitaorang pulak yg jadi wildlife



keluar tak?

aaa keluar pon.......

amacam hensem tak?

Insiden di Klinik Swasta

Antara koleksi lawak yg aku simpan. ada banyak kat komputer aku. tapi dah banyak delete. ni dah ade blog ni aku ingat simpan kat sini aje lah kot.

p/s: kebanyakkan lawak yg aku ada dah hantar kat gelihati blogspot. so kalo korang baca kat situ mmg sama la sbb aku yang hantor :P


Satu hari di klinik swasta... Kudut datang berjumpa doktor untuk mendapatkan rawatan sakit belakang.

Doktor: Apa hang dah buat dgn belakang hang ni?

Kudut: Saya keje syif malam. Bila saya balik umah saya kat tingkat 3 pagi tadi, saya dengar bunyi bising kat dlm bilik tido saya. Saya saspex ader org dah tido dgn bini saya. Saya tgk pintu balkoni saya terbuka. Saya berlari ke situ, jenguk ke bwh dan nampak sorang lelaki kelam-kabut lari sambil pakai baju dan seluar dia... pas tu saya trus angkat peti ais saya dan campak kat lelaki tu. Tu yg sakit belakang sampai skrg ni, doktor.

Tetiba, Chet meluru masuk ke bilik rawatan. Keadaan Chet nampak serius seolah-olah baru lepas dilanggar kereta,

Doktor: Uih! Pesakit yg saya tgh periksa ni nampak teruk. Tapi hang lagi dasyat aku tgk... apa dah jadi?

Chet: Saya dah lama menganggur. Ari ni ari pertama keje baru saya. Tapi saya lupa set alarm semalam dan pagi ni saya dah terlambat. Tgh saya berlari ke stesen bas sambil pakai baju dan suar saya, tetiba je ada sebijik peti ais hinggap kat belakang saya, doktor!

Kemudian, Chot masuk ke bilik doktor tadi. Keadaan Chot lagi teruk daripada Chet dan Kudut. Doktor terkezut bewak...

Doktor: Hang pesal lak ni?

Chot: Saya ada kat dlm satu peti ais. Tetiba jer ader org campak peti ais tu ke bwh dari tingkat 3, doktor!!!

Friday, December 16, 2005

oh la la

nak balik ye ye

aduhai

aduhai, apa aku nak tulis ni? 1st time buat blog, blog pun tak tau apa makna dia